New PATH Station Modeled On Giant Plastic Comb

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Friday, July 29th, 2005 | Transportation | 926 views | Permalink |

The Port Authority has released finalized plans for the more than $2 billion World Trade Center station. The Port Authority has promised uniterrupted service while the new station is under construction. The station, the brain child of overated architect Santiago Calatrava has gone under several redesigns in light of concerns of terrorism. “The transportation hub […]

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Duffle Bag Search: Day 5

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Friday, July 29th, 2005 | Uncategorized | 738 views | Permalink |

In honor of day 5 of subjecting area commuters to random searches, we felt it was time for an online poll. We’re just like CNN.

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Lacking Enough of Its Own Controversy, Hoboken Imports it From Connecticut

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Friday, July 29th, 2005 | Uncategorized | 800 views | Permalink |

The Executive Director of Hoboken’s Housing authority is getting his ass fired for having been caught distributing contracts to relatives. Yet, the likely successor seems to have problems of her own. Colin Vice came to the Garden State from Bridgeport, Connecticut, where she too was accused of awarding contracts to relatives. Vice promised that if […]

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Fear, Poor Schmuck’s Box of Clothes Snarls Traffic

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Friday, July 29th, 2005 | Uncategorized | 833 views | Permalink |

Traffic along JFK Blvd. was tied up for thirty minutes turning Jersey City into a parking lot last night while the local bomb squad was busy blowing up a box of clothing. The retired fire instructor who spotted the package and set off the alarm said, “I have training in weapons of mass destruction, so […]

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Miracle On 3rd Street

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Friday, July 29th, 2005 | Uncategorized | 770 views | Permalink |

Hoboken could be the next site for crazed religious zealots to flock to. A statue of Jesus mysteriously opened its eyes and was seen crying. The apocalypse is now.

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Duffle Bag Watch: Day 4

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Thursday, July 28th, 2005 | Uncategorized | 761 views | Permalink |

To be honest, we sort of thought that by now the random bag searching would have lost its novelty and the various authorities would have by now moved on to actually doing something to prevent terrorism, like you know, investigating genuine threats. But since they’re still searching, we’re still writing about it. Earlier this week, […]

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A Tree Grows In Hamilton Park

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Thursday, July 28th, 2005 | Uncategorized | 775 views | Permalink |

Friends of Hamilton Park will be busy Planting trees, flowers and other goodies on Saturday starting at 9am. They are of course looking for volunteers to help out, and they’ll even bribe you with a free lunch. When was the last time you got a free lunch? Via JC List

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State To Go After Hoboken Geeks, Dorks

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Thursday, July 28th, 2005 | Uncategorized | 765 views | Permalink |

A chess club run by a local Hoboken man is under attack from an irrate mother who thinks the club is more of a camp, and therefore should be licensed by the state. This of course never stopped her from writing a check and dropping her kid off. The club has been successful at turning […]

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$6 Billion Tunnel Approved To Bring Passengers To Macy’s

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Thursday, July 28th, 2005 | Transportation | 814 views | Permalink |

For years, New Yorkers have flocked to the garden state to shop at malls without the oppressive city sales tax. New Jersey Transit is hoping to reverse that trend by running the Bergen, Main, and Pascack Valley line directly Macy’s on 34th Street. The new proposed tunnel is seen as a victory for rail riders, […]

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Dumpy Old Building To Be Replaced With Dumpy New Building

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Wednesday, July 27th, 2005 | Uncategorized | 1,090 views | Permalink |

Mister Snitch! points out that the Clam House, a semi historically significant building was originally going to be replaced by a knock off historical building. But apparently, that plan is being changed once again.

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