Today's Invasive Bag Search Brought To You By "Your Name Here"

The Port Authority announced new programs for "revenue enhancement" that involve advertising agencies and sponsorship programs, or in simple enlgish, more ads are going to popping up in around Port Authority properties including PATH trains. Port Authority officials have cited the need for increased secruity measures since 9/11 for higher expenses, creating the need to explore new revenue options. In other news, police are still searching bags daily on PATH trains finding a total of zero bombs.