Lacking Enough of Its Own Controversy, Hoboken Imports it From Connecticut

The Executive Director of Hoboken's Housing authority is getting his ass fired for having been caught distributing contracts to relatives. Yet, the likely successor seems to have problems of her own.

Colin Vice came to the Garden State from Bridgeport, Connecticut, where she too was accused of awarding contracts to relatives.

Vice promised that if she were promoted, she would absolutely not get caught handing out contracts to relatives.

CORRECTION:
Well it looks like we fucked up. The Exec Director isn't actually being fired for getting caught doing anything. In our haste to bring you the news, we must have glossed over the article. But hey, its Hoboken. Can you blame us for coming to the conclusion that a city official was caught in a corrupt, nepotistic scandal? Well, maybe we should have realized something was wrong with our logic when we said he was getting fired. The new hypothesis: The Exec Director is getting his ass fired for NOT handing out contracts to friends and family. We're just kidding. We don't know anything about that.