Fear, Poor Schmuck's Box of Clothes Snarls Traffic

Traffic along JFK Blvd. was tied up for thirty minutes turning Jersey City into a parking lot last night while the local bomb squad was busy blowing up a box of clothing.

The retired fire instructor who spotted the package and set off the alarm said,
"I have training in weapons of mass destruction, so I know what to look for,"
Clearly, as old dirty clothes can be hazardous to your fashion sense.